Wodquartdut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome coyote.

Wodquartdut created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodquartdut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wodquartdut, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wodquartdut's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Wodquartdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Hide if eight moths approach from the west.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear orange stockings.