Jabartwat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable chinchilla.

Jabartwat created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jabartwat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jabartwat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Jabartwat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jabartwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.