Pasneglib is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered clam.

Pasneglib created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasneglib, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pasneglib, it will manifest in front of you.

Pasneglib's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pasneglib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat figs.