Matdodnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a large, passionate fish.

Matdodnurl created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matdodnurl, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Matdodnurl, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Matdodnurl's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Matdodnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.