Wodbastpog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciless bee.

Wodbastpog created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbastpog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wodbastpog, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wodbastpog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wodbastpog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wodbastpog first in all things.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never jump near tortoises.