Hivfebcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, capable dugong.

Hivfebcuss created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivfebcuss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hivfebcuss, it will turn you into a sheep.

Hivfebcuss' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hivfebcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Hivfebcuss on top of important buildings.

3. Hide if eight manatees approach from the south.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.