Limmidren is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing chinchilla.

Limmidren created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limmidren, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Limmidren, it will turn you into a sheep.

Limmidren's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Limmidren's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.