Ragvonklan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, duplicitous porpoise.

Ragvonklan created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragvonklan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ragvonklan, she will ignore you.

Ragvonklan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ragvonklan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help sick turtles.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.