Kab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish hydra.

Kab created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Kab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kab.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. You must love Kab.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.