Zakdonkop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, competent raven.

Zakdonkop created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakdonkop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zakdonkop, it will cry a lot.

Zakdonkop's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Zakdonkop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Zakdonkop.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about sharks.