Funbungun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited beaver.

Funbungun created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funbungun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Funbungun, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Funbungun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Funbungun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never mention snakes.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.