Ganabhud is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered bird.

Ganabhud created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganabhud, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ganabhud, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ganabhud's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ganabhud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Hide if four manatees approach from the south.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.