Tenbabhig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous guinea pig.

Tenbabhig created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenbabhig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tenbabhig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Tenbabhig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tenbabhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide if six rats approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.