Watzedsak is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient bear.

Watzedsak created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watzedsak, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Watzedsak, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Watzedsak's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Watzedsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always take life seriously.