Safwigkik is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, quiet cobra.

Safwigkik created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Safwigkik, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Safwigkik, it will come to you in dreams.

Safwigkik's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Safwigkik's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safwigkik.

3. Hide if seven sharks approach from the south.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not cook food in pots.