Pomfebhas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful otter.

Pomfebhas created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomfebhas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pomfebhas, it will turn you into a worm.

Pomfebhas' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Pomfebhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Never paint your back green.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not chop down trees.