Metkikyimyattnurl is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful crocodile.
Metkikyimyattnurl created a strange quark six million years ago.
If you believe in Metkikyimyattnurl, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in Metkikyimyattnurl, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Metkikyimyattnurl's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Metkikyimyattnurl's Holy Commandments
1. Always look after injured frogs.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Metkikyimyattnurl.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
5. You must love Metkikyimyattnurl.