Quimingboss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, strong giraffe.

Quimingboss created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimingboss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quimingboss, she will turn you into a hamster.

Quimingboss' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quimingboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near hamsters.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Quimingboss on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.