Kadnegrot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless wyvern.

Kadnegrot created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadnegrot, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kadnegrot, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Kadnegrot's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kadnegrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.