Vidhigpog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented snail.

Vidhigpog created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidhigpog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vidhigpog, she will be mildly annoyed.

Vidhigpog's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vidhigpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide from red otters for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not kill shrews.