Ripmeglipbegflig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate wolf.

Ripmeglipbegflig created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripmeglipbegflig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ripmeglipbegflig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ripmeglipbegflig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ripmeglipbegflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never feed melons to gulls while wearing yellow hats.