Vabvilrat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish gorilla.

Vabvilrat created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabvilrat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vabvilrat, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vabvilrat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vabvilrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Do not take Vabvilrat's name in vain.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Vabvilrat on top of all buildings.

4. Put Vabvilrat first in all things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.