Gadlunlip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic hare.

Gadlunlip created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadlunlip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadlunlip, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gadlunlip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gadlunlip's Holy Commandments

1. Gadlunlip loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not chop down trees.