Habzanjip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable toad.

Habzanjip created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habzanjip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Habzanjip, it will think nothing of it.

Habzanjip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Habzanjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Habzanjip.

3. Hide from orange shrews for they are unholy.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.