Midtargdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable penguin.

Midtargdiss created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midtargdiss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Midtargdiss, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Midtargdiss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Midtargdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide from yellow porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
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