Hinmobbell is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty grasshopper.

Hinmobbell created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinmobbell, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hinmobbell, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hinmobbell's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hinmobbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.