Bustitjip is a god.

It takes the form of a small, charitable dugong.

Bustitjip created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bustitjip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bustitjip, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bustitjip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bustitjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. You must never eat peanuts.