Wikkincud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, proud snail.

Wikkincud created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikkincud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikkincud, it will turn you into a plant.

Wikkincud's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wikkincud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never paint your neck purple.