Yamgovgan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm walrus.

Yamgovgan created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamgovgan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yamgovgan, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yamgovgan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yamgovgan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four dogs approach from the west.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Yamgovgan must be the most important thing in your life.