Flamhakmat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow hedgehog.

Flamhakmat created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamhakmat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flamhakmat, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Flamhakmat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Flamhakmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never think about asteroids.