Boglibsak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate manatee.

Boglibsak created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boglibsak, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Boglibsak, she will turn you into a dog.

Boglibsak's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Boglibsak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away from pink porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.