Stikrigtan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, emotional raven.

Stikrigtan created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikrigtan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikrigtan, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Stikrigtan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Stikrigtan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never bounce in the presence of grasshopers.