Catlibgup is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced fish.

Catlibgup created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Catlibgup, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Catlibgup, she will ignore you.

Catlibgup's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Catlibgup's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Catlibgup.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed onions to gulls while wearing yellow coats.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Never talk about asteroids.