Hivyaknarlcad Gepkonrow Abdapvab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud capybara.

Hivyaknarlcad Gepkonrow Abdapvab created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivyaknarlcad Gepkonrow Abdapvab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hivyaknarlcad Gepkonrow Abdapvab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hivyaknarlcad Gepkonrow Abdapvab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hivyaknarlcad Gepkonrow Abdapvab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hivyaknarlcad Gepkonrow Abdapvab on top of all buildings.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Never jump near sheep.