Nurlraptetti is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind hydra.

Nurlraptetti created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlraptetti, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nurlraptetti, she will try to impress you with trees.

Nurlraptetti's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nurlraptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not take Nurlraptetti's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if nine shrews approach from the west.