Zenmilfon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive yak.

Zenmilfon created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenmilfon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zenmilfon, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zenmilfon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Zenmilfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs green.

2. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

3. Hide from white hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about stars.