Raknurjop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating slug.

Raknurjop created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raknurjop, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Raknurjop, he will jump up and down on your head.

Raknurjop's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Raknurjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about moons.