Dongidrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, charitable tortoise.

Dongidrutt created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dongidrutt, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dongidrutt, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dongidrutt's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dongidrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Hide from turquoise foxes for they are unholy.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Do not listen to music.