Lenomin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast octopus.

Lenomin created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Lenomin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lenomin, it will be very sad.

Lenomin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Lenomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect nine copper sculptures of Lenomin on top of important buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Lenomin.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about amino acids.