Hignurl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty warg.

Hignurl created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Hignurl, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hignurl, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hignurl's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.