Ligfetgil is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omnipotent ant.

Ligfetgil created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Ligfetgil, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ligfetgil, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Ligfetgil's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Ligfetgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.