Watdosscib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered fly.

Watdosscib created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Watdosscib, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Watdosscib, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Watdosscib's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Watdosscib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. You must love Watdosscib.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Watdosscib loves pigs, so they must be respected.