Cussragyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, happy snake.

Cussragyarl created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Cussragyarl, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cussragyarl, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cussragyarl's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cussragyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cussragyarl.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Do not cook food in pots.