Rotranflap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful gorilla.

Rotranflap created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotranflap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rotranflap, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rotranflap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rotranflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Run away from pink ants, for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.