Ominflaghig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong yak.

Ominflaghig created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominflaghig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ominflaghig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ominflaghig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Ominflaghig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Never feed rice to squirrels while wearing mauve stockings.

5. Never skip in the presence of shrews.