Fetparkrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid bat.

Fetparkrag created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetparkrag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fetparkrag, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fetparkrag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fetparkrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Hide from brown monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.