Quatcutgam Stikarncennutt is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, smart bat.

Quatcutgam Stikarncennutt created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatcutgam Stikarncennutt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quatcutgam Stikarncennutt, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Quatcutgam Stikarncennutt's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Quatcutgam Stikarncennutt's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Quatcutgam Stikarncennutt.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always obey Quatcutgam Stikarncennutt's priests.

5. Never skip in holy places.