Zaghogzod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful newt.

Zaghogzod created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zaghogzod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zaghogzod, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zaghogzod's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Zaghogzod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.