Flispomvedtapjonfabwatsom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive duck.

Flispomvedtapjonfabwatsom created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flispomvedtapjonfabwatsom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flispomvedtapjonfabwatsom, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flispomvedtapjonfabwatsom's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Flispomvedtapjonfabwatsom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flispomvedtapjonfabwatsom.

2. Retreat if five ducks approach from the north.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Always wear brown.