Kondinflab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fast yak.

Kondinflab created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kondinflab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kondinflab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kondinflab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kondinflab's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never paint your hands violet.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.